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Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer:
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WARNING: Do not use in shower.
Never use while sleeping.
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Packages containing Silly Putty:
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WARNING: Not for use as earplugs.
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Instructions for folding up a portable baby carriage:
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Step 1: Remove baby.
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Cayman Airlines safety booklet:
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If you are seated in an exit aisle and are unable to read this, please ask a stewardess to reseat you.
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Ray-O-Vac Renewal AA reusable batteries:
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If swallowed or lodged in ear or nose see doctor.
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A rest stop on a Wisconsin highway:
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Do not eat urinal cakes.
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Batman: The Animated Series Armor Set Halloween costume:
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PARENT: Please exercise caution—mask and chest plate are not protective; cape does not enable wearer to fly.
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VCR box:
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Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included.
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More Wacky Warnings:
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On a bag of Fritos:
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You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
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On a bar of Dial soap:
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Directions: Use like regular soap.
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On some Swann frozen dinners:
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Serving suggestion: Defrost.
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On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
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Fits one head.
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On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box):
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Do not turn upside down.
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On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
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Product will be hot after heating.
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On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
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Do not iron clothes on body.
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On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
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Do not drive car or operate machinery.
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On Nytol sleep aid:
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Warning: may cause drowsiness.
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