Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer:
Excerpts from “The Warning Label Book” by Joey Green, Tony Dierckins and Tim Nyberg
St. Martin's Press: November, 1998

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WARNING: Do not use in shower.
Never use while sleeping.
Packages containing Silly Putty:
WARNING: Not for use as earplugs.
Instructions for folding up a portable baby carriage:
Step 1: Remove baby.
Cayman Airlines safety booklet:
If you are seated in an exit aisle and are unable to read this, please ask a stewardess to reseat you.
Ray-O-Vac Renewal AA reusable batteries:
If swallowed or lodged in ear or nose see doctor.
A rest stop on a Wisconsin highway:
Do not eat urinal cakes.
Batman: The Animated Series Armor Set Halloween costume:
PARENT: Please exercise caution—mask and chest plate are not protective; cape does not enable wearer to fly.
VCR box:
Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included.
More Wacky Warnings:
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box):
Do not turn upside down.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.

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